The uni-brow...as described by a seven year old

Daniel was talking to my mom yesterday and telling her about "A", the girl who now sits next to him in first grade.  He told her that she has strange eyebrows.  Mom asked him what was strange about them and he said, "Well, they start over here where mine do (pointing to the outer part of his own right eyebrow) and then go across but there is only a puny little space before the next one starts."  Too funny!  I laughed so hard.  In the words of my sister-in-law..."Get that girl to a spa for an eyebrow waxing."  Who knew that a 1st grade girl could have a uni-brow??  Poor thing.