Honesty

Eric and I went to the PHS playoff football game on Friday night and Daniel decided at the last minute that he wanted to go.  As we were walking to the ticket booth, Eric told Daniel that he was going to be 5 for tonght (I guess he thought that was a fair guess at a potential free kid age).  So, he walks up to the booth and says, "Two adults and a 5 year old." And Daniel says, "I'm seven!"  Dammit! Can he not keep his yap shut! To save face for Eric, me, being the kind, considerate wife that I am, said to Daniel, "Yeah! You wish!" LOL!  Anyway, all that and there was no free child age anyway.  He could have been 3 and they would have charged us. Oh, and the child price was only $2. Yup. An epic fail for us.

And just earlier in the day I had been looking at Brooke's text messages on her phone while she was upstairs and Daniel hollered, "Brooke! Mom's looking at your cell phone!"  He's getting to be more trouble than he's worth.  I mean, really!  What's with this new honesty kick of his??  God knows he didn't learn that from his father!

The uni-brow...as described by a seven year old

Daniel was talking to my mom yesterday and telling her about "A", the girl who now sits next to him in first grade.  He told her that she has strange eyebrows.  Mom asked him what was strange about them and he said, "Well, they start over here where mine do (pointing to the outer part of his own right eyebrow) and then go across but there is only a puny little space before the next one starts."  Too funny!  I laughed so hard.  In the words of my sister-in-law..."Get that girl to a spa for an eyebrow waxing."  Who knew that a 1st grade girl could have a uni-brow??  Poor thing.